Im high as hell and writing a really depressing song right now

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    I have the melody down and Im gonna record it soon. This is going to be the last song I ever make so if you want a shoutout or something let me know and ill try to work it in. The song is gonna be about the struggle to live every day and stuff
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Gary, jerk off then eat some pizza. You'll feel better. Wash your hands before you eat the pizza, though.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I was watching an Andy Griffith rerun the other day about a goat that ate dynamite, making everyone afraid he was going to blow up if bumped.
    Could/would a goat eat dynamite? If so, would it explode? If not, would it poison him?
     
  4. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    GP2, your songs are one of the funniest things around here. You shouldn't stop doing them.
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like it's pretty much time for suicide, Gary. How do you plan to do it?
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Put me in your song, Gar


    :hat:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Please put the name Toby in there. Shes a beautiful, abused helpless dog that needs help.
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Mr sinsister do you really not even have a fucking loife dude????
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

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    Mr Sinister is the go to guy if you have a problem with bugs. You should stay on his good side.
     
  11. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    What did I do???


    Gary????
     
  12. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Can you give a shoutout to me? My name is Anders Breivik. Thanks.
     
  13. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Gary give me a shout out. :cheer:
     
  14. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    :yes:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    the same thing happened to Gilligan when he drank nitroglycerine
     
  16. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    I'll take a shoutout, Gar!
     
  17. Psyche

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    :pickme:

    Good luck. You can do this. Don't be a pussy about it. It's the only way you'll ever learn. :grad:
     
  18. Psyche

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    :bigthink
     
  19. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Make it sexy!
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Gary, please say "Chiggity China, the Chinese chicken" somewhere in the song :hat: