Im high as hell and writing a really depressing song right now

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jun 11, 2014.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I have the melody down and Im gonna record it soon. This is going to be the last song I ever make so if you want a shoutout or something let me know and ill try to work it in. The song is gonna be about the struggle to live every day and stuff
     
  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Gary, jerk off then eat some pizza. You'll feel better. Wash your hands before you eat the pizza, though.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    I was watching an Andy Griffith rerun the other day about a goat that ate dynamite, making everyone afraid he was going to blow up if bumped.
    Could/would a goat eat dynamite? If so, would it explode? If not, would it poison him?
     
  4. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    GP2, your songs are one of the funniest things around here. You shouldn't stop doing them.
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Sounds like it's pretty much time for suicide, Gary. How do you plan to do it?
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Put me in your song, Gar


    :hat:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Please put the name Toby in there. Shes a beautiful, abused helpless dog that needs help.
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Mr sinsister do you really not even have a fucking loife dude????
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Mr Sinister is the go to guy if you have a problem with bugs. You should stay on his good side.
     
  11. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    What did I do???


    Gary????
     
  12. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Can you give a shoutout to me? My name is Anders Breivik. Thanks.
     
  13. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Gary give me a shout out. :cheer:
     
  14. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    :yes:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    the same thing happened to Gilligan when he drank nitroglycerine
     
  16. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I'll take a shoutout, Gar!
     
  17. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    :pickme:

    Good luck. You can do this. Don't be a pussy about it. It's the only way you'll ever learn. :grad:
     
  18. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    :bigthink
     
  19. WillyBest

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    Make it sexy!
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Gary, please say "Chiggity China, the Chinese chicken" somewhere in the song :hat: