I'm holding my friend's Jeep ransome right now.

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  1. BaddFunn

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    He gives me my lighter back, he gets the Jeep that I have hidden in my driveway. :fil:
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    Let him eat cake.
     
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    Every hour that I don't get my lighter back I let 1 psi of air out of each tire.
     
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    tick tock, motherfucker.
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    I watched "The Theory of Everything" earlier. Fucking brilliant film...on all fronts.
     
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    Does this look like some fucking innane hang out thread to you? There's serious shit going down here right now.
     
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    Fuck yer lighter...fuck yer friends Jeep...and while we're at it fuck you, pal. :pie:
     
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    Just cause I called your mushy looking food mushy, that's no reason to take your alcohol infused aggression out on me, dude.
     
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    Calm down faggot...that's just jokes.
     
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    Saying fuck you lighter, fuck you Jeep, and fuck you too, aren't jokes, Phil. That's just angry drunken ramblings with no punch line.
     
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    Hey, fuck you pal.
     
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    @Phil McKrakin , you should watch the Doug Stanhope video that @gilaet posted to see what a carefully crafted bit of humor is.
     
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    You need to lighten the fuck up.
     
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    Maybe I could if my friend DIDN'T STEAL MY LIGHTER! :c
     
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    No one seems to have matches anymore...just like payphones.
     
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    We've seen your driveway. It's neither big enough, nor secluded enough, to hide a Jeep in.
     
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    @zingger
     
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    The hell you say. I have my work truck, my tacoma, and my friend's jeep out there and I can still drive my wife's Jeep in and out of the garage. :fil: