Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BaddFunn, Mar 22, 2015.
He gives me my lighter back, he gets the Jeep that I have hidden in my driveway.
Let him eat cake.
Every hour that I don't get my lighter back I let 1 psi of air out of each tire.
tick tock, motherfucker.
I watched "The Theory of Everything" earlier. Fucking brilliant film...on all fronts.
Does this look like some fucking innane hang out thread to you? There's serious shit going down here right now.
Fuck yer lighter...fuck yer friends Jeep...and while we're at it fuck you, pal.
Just cause I called your mushy looking food mushy, that's no reason to take your alcohol infused aggression out on me, dude.
Calm down faggot...that's just jokes.
Saying fuck you lighter, fuck you Jeep, and fuck you too, aren't jokes, Phil. That's just angry drunken ramblings with no punch line.
Hey, fuck you pal.
@Phil McKrakin , you should watch the Doug Stanhope video that @gilaet posted to see what a carefully crafted bit of humor is.
You need to lighten the fuck up.
Maybe I could if my friend DIDN'T STEAL MY LIGHTER!
No one seems to have matches anymore...just like payphones.
We've seen your driveway. It's neither big enough, nor secluded enough, to hide a Jeep in.
The hell you say. I have my work truck, my tacoma, and my friend's jeep out there and I can still drive my wife's Jeep in and out of the garage.