I'm home sick with the flu and missing out on my college's party week

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    I think this is the 10th time I'm sick this year. So now instead of hanging out with my new classmates and hopefully making new friends, Im just sitting at home and looking forward to the pizza Im having a dinner. Luckily its the weekend now, so Ill have some time to recover before next week's parties, but knowing my luck Ill be sick all week and only get better again once its all over.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    get better Gary, I'm sure you'll be the life of the party next time.
     
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    Why would those kids want to hang out with such an old man?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Fuck you

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    hope you feel better
     
  5. Stan Beeman

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    its not the weekend in Ohio yet shit mult - way to stay in character though

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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Christ? Really?college now? Ffs
     
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    Come on man, Dudley posted this shit days ago.
     
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    The only people who get sick that often usually have cancer or a serious autoimmune disease...
     
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    Stay cock strong Gar.
     
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    You already told us you were failing miserably in your attempts to socialize and meet people, and now you're conveniently sick.

    PS, how's your new diet going? This is the third pizza I've heard about you eating by yourself since it started. :jj:
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    How high are your viral loads?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

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    Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well!
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    It's all in your head Gary, quit being a bitch and get out there and fuck some sluts at uni
     
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    Yo, gary! When are we gonna hang out in Oslo again, buddy? That was a fucking BLAST!! We put so many Melvin chode faggots in bodybags, it was ridiculous! :beer:


    Don't eat pizza when you're sick. If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're not gonna have a good time.
     
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    Oh Sorry

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    @garypagetwo so if you're really home sick, you'll be able to respond to everyone who posts in this thread throughout the day, right Gar? Not just post once or twice and take off like you normally do? Gar?

    Gar?
     
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    Here's "Gary" at the one of the local Walmarts in Cleveland.
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