I'm in a difficult situation woman-wise....

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    OK here goes. My girlfriend just kinda broke up with me a few days ago. She wasn't really my girlfriend though, because she already has another "boyfriend", and she's "confused". But I really was liking hitting it. :facepalm:

    In the meantime and throughout, I've had also had a "friend with benefits" that doesn't really count as a girlfriend. Plus, now I think one of my ex's is trying to hook back up with me, due to her recent emails. :dontknow:

    What's a boy to do? :dontknow:

    :c
     
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    fuck as many women as you can :dontknow:
     
  3. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    First and foremost: get an STD test. That's a lot of strange.
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    enjoy your AIDS
     
  6. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    They call her Slippy!!
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Blow her new boyfriend.......that'll teach her that you aren't a man to be fucked with.
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    sounds like one big, sloppy seconds triangle to me :dontknow:
     
  9. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    You can try and act like a man!
     
  10. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I should have known this thread was just wrong. :facepalm:
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    "whats a boy to do"

    that sums it all up right there.
     
  12. Jack Shit

    Jack Shit Active Member VIP

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    Go to the doc and get some salve to put on the sores on your cawk.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think you've gotten some solid advice here!

    Especially from Lemmy. He strikes me as a wise man.
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I'm not a man whore, I swear!! I just love too much. :tears:
     
  15. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    So do the women you fuck. They are loving every other man in town.
     
  16. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I'm always Frank and Ernest with women. In New York I'm Frank, in Chicago I'm Ernest.

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  17. Acid

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    Choose wisely or end up with nothing
     
  18. Dainty Jainty

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    OK, here's my take as a woman.

    The girlfriend who just dumped you: Have absolutely no contact with her for at least five months. I mean NO contact. Trust me, in five months you'll be pretty nicely over her and will be thinking more lucidly on the situation. She's a confused mess. Let her new "boyfriend" deal with that nonsense.

    Your FWB: Stop fucking her for now. You're not in the right mind yet. Give it about two weeks until your head clears up a little. Don't move toward being her boyfriend which may be tempting since you're a little heartbroken and want comfort. Keep it all 'business'.

    Your ex who may be trying to hook up with you: Another one to avoid and not contact again for a while. A long while. If ever. She's a mess too. Seems like her emails aren't direct and she's hinting at getting back to you in her own ways. Screw that crap. You two had your time together. It's over. MOVE ON!

    Plenty of more together women out there to meet and see if you bond with.
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good for yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pimp:
     
  20. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I'm so confused right now, I might just take a chick's advice. Thank you. :coffee: