I'm in a hotel, watching 90 day fiancee, and eating burnt popcorn (srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Enjoy the popcorn.
     
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  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    tanks fer nuttin :grr:
     
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    burnt popcorn is good as fuck.
     
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    Burnt fresh popped is never good. Never ever ever
     
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    Shove a carrot up your ass
     
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    no, no, no :facepalm:

    you are correct sir
     
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    People that burn popcorn and then drag that horrible smell through the whole office need to be exterminated
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    had no idea you were gay.
     
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  10. Satori Brah

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    :spit:
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    yes, but wtf is 90 day fiancee?
     
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  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    never worked in an office! :woot:

    guess what? you just got kicked off my next production :smile:
     
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    I won't eat microwave popcorn anymore because I spoiled myself with fresh popped but when I did, there was a fine line between microwave burnt delicious and microwave burnt die in a horrible grease fire.
     
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    You're lvin the life right there.
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    what do I look like...google? :what: there's a marathon on TLC right now.

    I think the South African chick and her semi-gay fiancee might make it. She's so nice :)
     
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    and in this country, we say "burned."
     
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    Nobody cares about your food problems.
     
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  19. Satori Brah

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    no, I'm not. I like my house
     
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    I thought you were getting married, bru, what happened?

    :c