I'm in a serious pickle and a lot of people may die Monday without your help.

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  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Due to some bad luck and a couple of bad decisions the entire party is in danger of being killed this week. Four players are currently either dead or dying and the last two guys still standing are rather beaten up. They still have four death knights and lich to defeat. The Death knights have all been worn down to about half their normal hit point total. I have defeated an entire party in the past but their enemies were humanoid and not evil so they simply captured them which allowed them to escape. This time the enemies are evil undead who have no mercy for the living. The two players left standing are tough and resourceful but I think a TPK is very possible. Anyone have any suggestions? They are on a ship near the isle of Orcus so outside help really doesn't make sense. We left everything as a cliffhanger last week because it was six in the morning and the fight still has a ways to go. The characters are all epic level and the players have invested a lot of time and effort nurturing their characters for 22 levels. This is really quite the pickle.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Lol wut
     
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    Fixed that for ya tubby.
     
  5. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dungeons and dragons bro. Serious business.
     
  6. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    so fucking tired of hearing about Candy Crush :pissed:
     
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  8. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I love it but now they are making me do these quests to get past board 35 and inbetween each quest you have to wait a whole day or pay them money.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    But is it "High End" Dungeons and Dragons?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Back when I played D&D I got a ring that I was told was the Ring of Sustenance. When you wore it you always felt satisfied and never needed to eat.

    I was like LOL NO THANKS
     
  11. AnimalGod

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    I maybe the greatest Dungeon master who has ever lived so yeah it is high end.
     
  12. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    :up:
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    sign in through Facebook and send requests to your friends

    they don't have to play to help - they just have to click yes

    I got up to level 135 without paying any $

    Splash, on the other hand, has spent hundreds playing that stupid game
     
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    00 - Divine Intervention
     
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    "I maybe the greatest dungeon master"

    :facepalm:
     
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    That's lame I might as well say it was all just a dream.
     
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    it is all a dream
     
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    liches have phylacteries; have them stumble on them, control the liches, and kill the other undead. then break for snacks :munch:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Is there a way you could incorporate fried chicken into the adventure?
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

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    Fixed that for you 'bro.