I'm in an Uber right now.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Not TBTE Material VIP

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    Luckily the driver isn't a stanky fat fuck used car salesman.
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Just a skanky fat fuck?
     
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  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Gonna get raped.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

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    His phone is set to ching chong language.
     
  5. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I still haven't tried an uber.

    Maybe I need to start going out more again.
     
  6. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    take a pic of the inside so you don't get that 200 dollar fake vomit scam they are pulling.
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    It's pretty convenient and the cars appear to have less HPV than cabs.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Oh.

    Should I bring up the Warriors now or should I just pretend Sunday never happened?
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    :jj: I was expecting a shit talking thread that night.
     
  10. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Uber haha.

    Hire a personal driver like a real man.
     
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  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Nah, I just preferred to play it like was the good old days where this shit happened on the regular.

    I like to act like I've been to the superbowl before; even though this season is the worst.
     
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  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    Pay up
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    Yeah, I actually wish the Lakers were better. GS does owe them about 25 years of ass kickings, though.
     
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  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    He might be
     
  15. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    hi Ted.
     
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  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I figured it was a loss for sure, so I went to the gym and as I was leaving, I saw the score and watched the replay at home. :jj:
     
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    they threw Kobe a bone. we all know it, bro.
     
  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    There it is.

    Tin Hat Freds has finally come back.

    Thank you, Jesus.