I'm in bed. Ask me anything.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 19, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But make it fucking quick cuz I'm gonna get up soon and have breakfast and play some video games, faggots :yes:
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    when was the last time you changed your sheets?
     
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    Have you ever tasted your own semen?
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    What is life's greatest illusion?
     
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    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    What's the meaning of life?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Bout a week and a half IIRC
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No but I was fucking close once :worried:
     
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    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    Did you know fast food leads to premature impotence?
     
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    can you take a picture of your cock?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That part on the Ninja Turtles game where you have to fight Shredder but he makes it so there's like six of him
     
  11. Partyxanimal

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    In the beginning of the 1900's , Which country had the most Camels ?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Star Wars and football :cheer:
     
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    How did you meet Miss Chriza?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I sure can!
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Nope. :coffee:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm gonna say Turkey but that's because I'm hungry for turkey
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mutual friend
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Wanna have a beer with me? :c
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You've never kissed a girl after finishing in her mouth?
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    It's Coors Light™! :beer: