I'm in Oakland, about to take off for Anaheim

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm going to order a mixed alcoholic beverage

    I'm taking my shirt off

    Someone getting pregnant!


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  2. blotchy

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    My step dad is from 73 avenue!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    JESUS FUCK DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    What're you drinking
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Think I'm getting a vodka and cran-apple
     
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    From what you've seen so far, would you say that masturbating a horse is a pretty common thing to do in Oakland?
     
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    What is it, your period?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Omg we're taxiing
     
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    Define :quote:horse:quote:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Bye guys if we crash and die I fucking hated you all
     
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    Cran-apple... :facepalm:
     
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    I used to be a regular in that bar before I was 21. Trivia bonus: It's not in Southie
     
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    Jesus Christ what a faggot. Cran-apple while flying to Disney.:facepalm:
     
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    How cheap a flight is it to have a flight from Oregon stop over in Oakland?
     
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    Stop over from Portland to Anaheim :wtf::wtf:
     
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    goddamn this kid can piss people off
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    And how is miss Chriza's hole after the beating?:coffee: