WTF I'm in South Korea right now

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  1. RenchFries

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    It's cold as fuck here.

    Seoul is enormous. It's crazy how huge it is.

    The food is interesting. I like some of it, but not everything.

    People are super introverted and completely consumed with their phones.

    Their beer is meh.


    Ask me anything.
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    South Korea in January?

    Why?
     
  3. Tickle Shits

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    I hear North Korea is much nicer this time of year and the food is to die for.
     
  4. Fillmore Fingers

    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    I can tell you more about it than I'd like.

    Don't drink any of the domestic beer--it's all piss and they never clean the taps.

    Don't stay in Itaewon past 3am lest a gang of reggies from the army base descend upon you and beat you into the dust just because you are there.

    First world country but manners are nowhere to be found. Older men still piss in the streets and some moms will drop their kids pants to have them piss in the street. Sometimes #2.

    Kimchi is not delicious. It's rotting cabbage slathered in hot pepper paste. Desperation is not a delicacy.

    Korean girls wear too much makeup but have the best legs on the planet.
     
  5. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    You find someone to love you long time yet?
     
  6. DDragon

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    So its just like the USA
     
  7. WUT7272G7C

    WUT7272G7C Space Chimp

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    How many Korean cocks can you fit in your mouth?
     
  8. StRyDeRxX

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    Is everyone driving Hyundai Sonatas over there?
     
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    Why are their heads so big ? :dontknow:
     
  11. reno

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    Did any girls say "me so horny, me love you long time" ?
     
  12. StRyDeRxX

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    That's Vietnam god dammit! :pissed:
     
  13. Beth143nacho

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    Eat the live octopus that they chop up right before serving.

    Are you playing Starcraft or dressing up like a bronie? That's the only reason people go there, so which is it?
     
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    Must be for the French Fries..

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    Are you going to go to the DMZ? You might get to hear some N. Korean propaganda over loudspeakers that brags about how many tractors they will manufacture this year
     
  16. Outoftune

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    Do the people in South Korea hate Amy Schumer as much as the rest of the world does?

    :snicker:

    Fijne vakantie nog... :beer:
     
  17. JoeyDoubles

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    What percentage of the women look like Margaret Cho?
     
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    tell everyone Yaddc says hey !!!!!!!!
     
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    I don't know, @RenchFries. I picked up a six pack of OB beer from an Asian market here in the States awhile back and thought it was pretty good :dontknow:

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  20. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    What about that square where Korean girls go to hook up with GI's to be their girl friends as long as they're in Korea?......
    Buddy of mine had one......Lived with him...Cooked, Cleaned and fucked and sucked anytime he wanted.....He even called her from my house.....Showed me a picture of her and him in a formal portrait....She was fucking gorgeous.....And he called
    her "Ugly" As a nickname.......