Im in trouble with shivs wife this morning

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    i ass fucked him in her dream last nite
     
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  3. newcastlefan

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    She caught you cheating with shitty?
     
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    His wife only likes negros.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    Mr. Marcus gave her AIDS
     
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    so you and her have something in common? Chiva's Rican and thats pretty dark too.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    I bet he took her toll and pretended she never gave it to him.
     
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    He's a Jew, not Rican.
     
  9. baltimore mike

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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Is that something that you really wanted to admit??? Even if is was a dream???:dontknow:
     
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    That's why her and Mike get along so well. :lo5:
     
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    Mike probably dreamed about ass fucking shitty. However since he's still pretending to be hetero, he makes it about shitty's wife.
     
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    Mike how's the diet going?
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    That sounds about right..

    He'll totally deny now
     
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    He'll reply with something like bump or BBC, which means we are right! :tadah:
     
  16. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    in his case, BBC might mean Big Black Cock
     
  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    for mike, it definitely does
     
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    at least you didn't sell her a hyundai
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :lol: