I'm jerking right now for the first time in a long time

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    it's been at least 36 hours since I had solid, satisfactory jerk session

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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    :jj: yep I was all "OMFG .. this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    That was last Thursday wasn't it
     
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    I think I was 15 or 16 .. started late cuz I was brought up by uptight turbo Catholic parents. All my other friends started around 13-14 .. or so I'm told.
     
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    Tell us the story. What did you think about? :fil:
     
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    :popcorn:
     
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    fer reelz? OK, well I used my bro's Playboy mags, he had about 3 or 4 of em. Ironically, my cousin was a PB centerfold in the late 70s and so one of the mags had her in it [but let's not go there]. No, I didn't J-O to her. Simply put, I had all these hard-ons and endeavored to find a way to alleviate said boners. Just started touching myself and one thing lead to the next. I hope this doesn't sound gay.
     
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    not sure what this is aboot, Dark :fil:
     
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    umm... :fil:
     
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    You're young and looking outside to see your friends jerking off inside.....its very Id/Ego :coffee:
     
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    This cousin fucker never quits
     
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    I will save this thread and reread it every day so that I can better understand the human condition.
     
  17. Gomez

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    Id/Ego .. boy I tuned that shit out in Psych 101 class. Got a C.