i'm laying in bed in fresh sheets and warm from the dryer blankets but i farted

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    now all the good smell of fabric softener and clean is fouled by fart.
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    Air it out, you'll be OK.
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    did your gf say thank you?
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she's downstairs chilling oat because she doesn't work tomorrow but i do. 8 - 1 pm.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    sex in the city for dudes!
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I farted in the extra hot shower this morning... it was a brutal 10-15 seconds there.
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: they smell so terrible in the shower. all sulfuric and burning.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Everyone loves their own brand.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    to be honest i'm not in love with this batch.
     
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    Its like the fart molecules bind with the steam and create a fart soup cloud that won't go away.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    :jj:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Fabric softener odor? What odor? I don't use that anymore because all the Mexicans here reek of Snuggle. It's overpowering.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i think dbd convinced me to buy gain detergent and fabric softener (original scent) before an now i'm addicted to it because it smells like dreams.
     
  16. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    Congrats on laundering your sheets and blankets, at least
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Tide Free is what I use
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    No man it's an epidemic.