i'm laying in bed in fresh sheets and warm from the dryer blankets but i farted

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    now all the good smell of fabric softener and clean is fouled by fart.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Air it out, you'll be OK.
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    did your gf say thank you?
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she's downstairs chilling oat because she doesn't work tomorrow but i do. 8 - 1 pm.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    sex in the city for dudes!
     
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    I farted in the extra hot shower this morning... it was a brutal 10-15 seconds there.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: they smell so terrible in the shower. all sulfuric and burning.
     
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    Everyone loves their own brand.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    to be honest i'm not in love with this batch.
     
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    Its like the fart molecules bind with the steam and create a fart soup cloud that won't go away.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    :jj:
     
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    Fabric softener odor? What odor? I don't use that anymore because all the Mexicans here reek of Snuggle. It's overpowering.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i think dbd convinced me to buy gain detergent and fabric softener (original scent) before an now i'm addicted to it because it smells like dreams.
     
  16. Ben Dover

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    Congrats on laundering your sheets and blankets, at least
     
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    Tide Free is what I use
     
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    No man it's an epidemic.