i'm leaving for a wedding soon. who the fuck gets married on a sunday?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm doing a reading. i got mad oraltory skills.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    a buddy of mine is getting married on Friday the 13th later this year
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    You tell us. You're the one who got the invite. :dontknow:
     
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    People are getting married on Fridays ans Sundays now because you get a significant discount on the venue.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Who the fuck gets married period​?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    who the fuck goes to weddings? its your time pal, free liquor i hope?
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    dumdums.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's a family member. my cousin. good kid. making a terrible life decision.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i think you are just so adorable because of your cute avatar. :wub:
     
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    probably cheaper because nobody wants to rent the hall on Sundays
     
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    haha
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    frankly i'm irritated that he's disrupting my nice sunday afternoon with something as self-indulgent as a big wedding. i decided i'm not going to the reception. fuck that. i don't give a shit if there's food and drinks or not.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    david, i hate weddings. like, they're my least favorite thing in the world. i'd rather hit up a funeral.
     
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    Kind of tough to get really fucked up on a Sunday? Is the reception at a VFW?
     
  16. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you're doing it wrong dumbass, skip the wedding, no one will know or care & go scarf down the food & drink & leave. wtf, make us proud.
     
  17. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Thank GOD none of my straight, close friends are single anymore. If i had to watch/listen to that chicken dance and the electric slide and the fuckin' hokey pokey one more fucking time... :banghead:
     
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    my best friend's first wedding was the same, I had a reading and when I was getting my hair done, I told my stylist he was making the worst decision of his life. I was right, she cheated with a coworker (they all worked at the same place).
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Never mind. I misread the post.
     
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    Dink I like you more and more each thread you make. I personally am not nor have ever been a fan of the Sunday or Friday wedding, or the wedding on a holiday (July 4th), or any wedding that requires me to travel to a place that is not cool (like Hawaii). I once had to go to a Friday wedding in Salem Mass, fortunately it was for a cousin, and I too had to read a bit of scripture.