Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Feb 10, 2013.
i'm doing a reading. i got mad oraltory skills.
a buddy of mine is getting married on Friday the 13th later this year
You tell us. You're the one who got the invite.
People are getting married on Fridays ans Sundays now because you get a significant discount on the venue.
Who the fuck gets married period?
who the fuck goes to weddings? its your time pal, free liquor i hope?
it's a family member. my cousin. good kid. making a terrible life decision.
i think you are just so adorable because of your cute avatar.
probably cheaper because nobody wants to rent the hall on Sundays
frankly i'm irritated that he's disrupting my nice sunday afternoon with something as self-indulgent as a big wedding. i decided i'm not going to the reception. fuck that. i don't give a shit if there's food and drinks or not.
david, i hate weddings. like, they're my least favorite thing in the world. i'd rather hit up a funeral.
Kind of tough to get really fucked up on a Sunday? Is the reception at a VFW?
you're doing it wrong dumbass, skip the wedding, no one will know or care & go scarf down the food & drink & leave. wtf, make us proud.
Thank GOD none of my straight, close friends are single anymore. If i had to watch/listen to that chicken dance and the electric slide and the fuckin' hokey pokey one more fucking time...
my best friend's first wedding was the same, I had a reading and when I was getting my hair done, I told my stylist he was making the worst decision of his life. I was right, she cheated with a coworker (they all worked at the same place).
Never mind. I misread the post.
Dink I like you more and more each thread you make. I personally am not nor have ever been a fan of the Sunday or Friday wedding, or the wedding on a holiday (July 4th), or any wedding that requires me to travel to a place that is not cool (like Hawaii). I once had to go to a Friday wedding in Salem Mass, fortunately it was for a cousin, and I too had to read a bit of scripture.