I'm leaving in less than 5 hours.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Nov 29, 2015.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I'm gonna miss my mommy. :bigcry:
     
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    freds . VIP Gold

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    red eye times two.
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    She's sitting over there all quiet while I watch football and now I feel bad for being annoyed by her this week. :sad:
     
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    freds . VIP Gold

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    tell her. you never know when it's your last convo.
     
  5. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I hope she picks out her appliances soon so I can stop feeling like a dick.
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Stop dude. You're gonna make me cry, faggot.
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Go sit next to her, take her hand, tell her you love her, and that you're flying to Boston to fuck a white lawyer
     
  8. freds

    freds . VIP Gold

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    my mom died on Thanksgiving day four years ago. i talked to her that morning on the phone.

    when i got back from dinner my brother called me. do it.
     
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  9. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I don't want her to stick a pistol in her mouth, silly.
     
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    greatest post ever. :jj:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    :dance:
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    At least you get to see your family.
     
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  13. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I don't know your story but :console:
     
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    watch Schindler's List.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Meh sister has kids I don't. Also fuck driving or flying just to be there for 3 or 4 days.
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    What the fuck Fred!
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

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    Come on.
     
  18. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    That's mean, even for a fucking dick like you.
     
  19. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My mother sent me an email the other day. I deleted it without reading it.
     
  20. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Bruh....