i'm like dying

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by artful dodger, Mar 10, 2015.

  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    you guys miss me that's okay but i caught some nasty ass stomach virus of some sort from some no good filthy smeez

    puking every 30 min on empty stomach, fever, hot cold hot cold kill me help me
    pepto came right up and my organs hurt

    i can't take it anymore

    here's a howie pic i made for you guys

    bye for now

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Seabiscuit

    Seabiscuit Well-Known Member

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    Say hi to that fucking miserable midget for me.
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    That sucks! Feel better soon, Art!
    Maybe get to a doctor??
    :console:
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    hang in there ...

    don't you 3 days of show on us man....

    :bigcry:
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Handful of almonds BAM! all better! #Madonna1-5
     
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  6. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    Dr Sarno must have a chapter about that sorta thing :dontknow:
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Keep your head up. The aids rarely takes you out anymore
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Did you do some subtle PSing? I don't see a difference.
     
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  9. Buster Himan

    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    This and get Dr. Sarno on the line. It's all in your head.
     
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  10. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Feel better man. Don't take the Pepto though. Your body is trying to expel the bad shit from you body(no pun intended ha). Pepto just keeps it in.
     
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    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    ......and makes you shit charcoal.
     
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  12. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    That too. :snicker:
     
  13. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    you better go to the hospital
    When it happened to me a long time ago, I had to get an injection at the hospital to make it stop.
    After throwing up every 15 minutes for several days I was so dehydrated and the stomach acid burned my whole tongue!
     
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    Get to a doctor. Maybe switch to bland food.
     
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    hope you're feeling better this morning.....you've got to stay hydrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drink fluids even if you throw some up!!!!!!

    go to one of those walk-in medi centers if you're still feeling sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Go to the hospital before you get dehydrated. Hope you feel better soon!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Feel better. :console: Like Redhead said - watch the dehydration.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    lol

    thank you guys for the tips, i'm feeling better it is

    no more purging but still a bit nauseous and my stomach and joints are sore? prob from lack of food and fluids. . .

    much love :hat::faint:

    carry on
     
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    The only thing that works for me when that happens is Gatorade :dontknow:
     
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