i'm looking forward to automatic wireless emergency alerts on my iphone

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    national weather service severe weather warnings an amber alerts is going to automatically come through your text message system starting sometime this week. i'm excited. :cheer:
     
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    What if I don't have a smart phone?
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    then you'll probably die. just being honest.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    you've reached an epic level of faggotry
     
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    I'm pretty sure weather channel app already did notifications to iPhone for severe weather alerts. :dontknow:
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Honesty is the best policy
     
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    Careful, they will probably include marine small craft warnings and worthless shit like that

    My weather radio went nuts with that shit and I have turned it off
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    welcome to 2011, queerbait.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :bigcry: Can you alert me in the event of a National Emergency??

    :hole:
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'll send you a pm bro.
     
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    I love my Weather Radio
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Do you have an app that alerts you if someone steals your bike?
     
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    Amber Alert these nuts.
     
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    Not worthless
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i do not. that would be awesome though.
     
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    I want an app that tells me when the local krispy Kreme doughnuts are hot and fresh
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    You are my conduit. My life is in your hands....
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    queerbait? that's like '72, '73
     
  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    how about one that alerts you to GF finding out you're banging geriatric Hispanics?
     
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    Nigga, we don't have fucked up weather out here, and I don't give a fuck about no lost kids. :pie: