Im looking to acquire my own pair of giant scissors. Any idea where I can order some?

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I'm looking to break into the Grand Opening industry ...With my own fleet of enormous scissors I believe I could garner a large portion of the market share within 3-6 months ... Thank you in advance for your help :)




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    Look at these mobsters!
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Well, there you go.
     
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    Hey, if you ever need some small scissors, give me a holler, you hear!!1
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Bobtraw has a source
     
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    she looks thrilled as fuck w/ hers:

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    Theirs look pretty small.. I'm looking for the 5 to 6 foot long ones, minimum
     
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    As she should be... Its not every day you get to employ a giant pair of scissor
     
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    Those don't look functional ... And I already have a small pair used for nasal & anal hair trimming
     
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