I'm looking to become the emperor of a country

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    what steps would I need to take in order to achieve this?
    Doesn't have to be a great nation but preferably not a shit one
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    How about Indonesia?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    any hot girls there?
     
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    Start by becoming a citizen of the United States.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    First get an army, then take out all the other guy's armies, like Julius Caesar did...of course, in the end, you know what happened to him.

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    Just about got to be with 243.2 million people there. They can't all be hideous.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Please give me a numbered list
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    OK now what do I do?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I don't want to be a part of your nation
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I'd suggest freshening up your resume.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I worked on it last week
    what is the next step?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Liberia's available :coffee:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    mail it
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    boy this empire building is hard stuff

    I'll do the rest tomorrow