I'm not an English major

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Conn. woman arrested after allegedly keying misspelled word into cars
    BY NINA GOLGOWSKI

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS











    [​IMG]STAMFORD POLICE
    Shannon Csapilla, 20, was arrested after allegedly attempting to inscribe the word 'whore' into two cars but misspelling it as 'wore.'
    Her victims got the last laugh.

    A vengeful Connecticut woman was busted for allegedly keying two cars with the word "wore."

    It was apparently a failed attempt at spelling "whore."

    Shannon Csapilla, 20, bit back at critics via Instagram Tuesday posting, "Don't worry, I'm not an English major" while acknowledging that what she did "wasn't okay."

    At least the boys were nice enough to buy me dinner in there

    — Shannon Csapilla (@SCsapilla)August 21, 2015
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    Shannon Csapilla struck back at critics Tuesday with an Instagram post that read, 'Don't worry, I'm not an English major.' She also acknowledged that what she did 'wasn't okay.'
    After keying the cars and slashing their tires, Stamford police say Csapilla sent the owners, identified as an ex-boyfriend and a friend, harassing text messages,WTNH reported.

    Some of the texts allegedly admitted to causing the damage which was apparently in revenge for a relationship she suspected the couple was having, police said.

    Csapilla was called into the police department for questioning and on her way out allegedly sent a boastful Snapchat message to a friend reading, "Stamford police have nothing on me."

    She additionally suggested receiving special treatment while there.

    "At least the boys were nice enough to buy me dinner in there," she tweeted with a picture of a cop car and French fries on Thursday.

    That same day she was arrested and charged with two counts of first degree criminal mischief.

    In her statement Tuesday, Csapilla asked that her punishment be handled by local authorities and not by "the general public."
     
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    Not guilty.
     
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    First ... :yes:
     
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    You snooze you lose muthafucka!
     
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    Hello! She can conjugate a verb with me anytime.
     
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    This whole story just makes me wonder if the tattoo under her tit is spelled correctly in the second picture.
     
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    Guilty :grad:

    and hereby sentenced to hard sexual labor
     
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    What an idiot.

    Everyone knows the proper misspelling is "Hore".
     
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    Or "whorse" when referring to Beth.
     
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    Hot, dumb, and nuts.

    Our God is an awesome god.
     
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    She can mis spell me anytime:evil:
     
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    It's spelled correctly, but it says "Right", which is clearly a fail. She's pretty stupid, but I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. :grad:
     
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    I would cornhole her right in the pooper. :grad:
     
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    I thought it was

    Who-wah
    At least that's how Rocky says it .
     
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    Pure Class.



    :facepalm:
     
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    I wood fuk that wore if my Wif let me dat.
     
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    NOT GILLTIE!:grad:
     
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