Im not buying today but i wanna test drive a sonata elantra and tucson

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    fuck you asshole
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Do you have Tourette's, Mike?
     
  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    a good salesman would use this opportunity wisely
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    customers are magotts
     
  6. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    now what's he laughing at
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Buyers are liars
     
  8. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    well look at the shit you're selling
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    indeed
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I looked at a 2001 elantra with 100k miles for my son today. What a piece of shit it was fat fucking MIKE
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    sholve your manual elantra up your ass bud
     
  12. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I had that shit up to 43 mpg fat fucking MIKE
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    fuck yonkers
     
  14. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    thats good gas mileage
     
  15. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    It's fat fucking mike fucking awesome for a non-hybrid.
     
  16. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    hey BM did you say it like this?

    [video=youtube;pNPvd0HE7Kk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNPvd0HE7Kk[/video]
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    " I understand you're just looking, but what would it take for you to drive this fine car home today?"
     
  19. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    "should we get the paper work started?"
     
  20. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    [video=youtube;dKu2QNt_PUs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKu2QNt_PUs[/video]