I'm not going to work today.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, May 18, 2016.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Masturbation and bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches will be the activities of the day.
     
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  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    But first I need to go for a run so I don't become a fat fuck like @gwartney.
     
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  3. BobWeired

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    You don't have to stay home to do this.

    I can do this at work, not saying I have, but can..
     
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    thanks obama
     
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  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I haven't jacked it at this job but at a previous job I jacked it several times due to exposure to an asian girl's pubes.
     
  6. BobWeired

    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    Well, what employer could have a problem with that?

    Seems legit.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Godspeed sir! :derp:
     
  8. BobWeired

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    One of us is living the dream.
     
  9. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I actually have to search out a BLT near my work. :scratch:
     
  10. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

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    Watch Lever on TMZ for us and report back since you have the day off.
     
  11. BobWeired

    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    I got a really good diner not to far. They make a really great one. The also roast all there own turkey and beef so the sandwiches are amazing.
     
  12. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Haven't you been there like two months?
     
  13. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    How are things working with Ukrainians?
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Pretty good. They're very hard workers and all around good people. All of my work related issues are with American faggots.
     
  15. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Next month will be one year.
     
  16. BleedingGums

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    Typical Reggie

    Lazy!!!
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Son! Feel free to join us in the Run thread! Health and Wellness forum.

    :derp:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Shoot yourself in the face you collagen lipped gargoyle!

    :yay:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Gums iggied me again! :yay:
     
  20. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I thought they fired your ass for insubordination