I'm Not Making A Mormon Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Oderus, Apr 9, 2014.

  1. Oderus

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    Cause it would be expected of me.


    Now, if you have a minute, can I tell you about Jesus Christ?
     
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    :multiple wives joke:
     
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    :Magic underwear joke:
     
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    [video=youtube;mNwPlXNyWEg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNwPlXNyWEg[/video]
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    explain the magic underwear theory
     
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    Are you Joseph Smith?
     
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    Why do they hate blacks?
     
  9. Oderus

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    right on, bubber :lo5:
     
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    Probably the same reason everyone else does.
     
  11. Oderus

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    I don't know.It's a modesty thing.
     
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    "Get outta here. Both of you nerds. With your fucking backpacks." :jj:
     
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    Fuck the bishop!
     
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    Do gay Mormons have multiple husbands?
     
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    probably not. Mormons don't support gay marriage.
     
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    doing the Stations of the Cross this Friday :cheer:
     
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    gay
     
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