I'm not operating at full capacity today...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lumbergh, Mar 21, 2016.

  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I'm queasy and I have diarrhea. I am going to leave work early.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Bad burrito?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Gerbil didn't come out?
     
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  5. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    You know, I did have a cheese quesadilla yesterday.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    Fuck off Reggie
     
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  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Sounds like you got Lumbergh'd.

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  8. Rum Balls

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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    There ya go...
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    :lully:
     
  11. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Update: I've decided not to leave work early. I'm going to "take one for the team" and tough it out.
     
  12. Rum Balls

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  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Get your TPS report cover sheets done first, then you may go home.

    - The Bobs
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure "the team" is really proud of you for staying there and shiting your pants while walking amongst them.
     
  15. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Update: I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm feeling a little less queasy. I'm making it through the day as best as I can.
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you were also getting your e-ass kicked by @Nibbler on Friday
     
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  17. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    False.
     
  18. Snort

    Snort Half a fucking tray in there! Gold

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    Fascinating! Please update hourly to let us how the day is progressing. TIA.
     
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  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    its true, you got embarrassed
     
  20. Snort

    Snort Half a fucking tray in there! Gold

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    Another week with no top five list.... fail.