I'm noticing a new annoying trend that you people are doing while driving

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  1. Lucky Pierre

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    You're trying to exit a parking lot or residential area by turning right onto a busy street...

    Shithead in front of you is also exiting... but he doesn't have his signal on... and he's sort of positioned in the middle area where you're not sure if he's turning left away from you... or turning right also....

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    You're not sure if you should squeeze in the area to his right because he might be turning right too... or maybe he's turning left and, even though there's more than enough space for two cars, he didn't leave you enough room to safely approach from the right anyway....

    So you have to sit there and wait... and wait... to see what they do first.

    What the fuck?

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    I always squeeze in so I can fuck them just in case they are turning right. Serves them right for taking up the left lane.
     
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    You've never seen me do that. :no:
     
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    I didn't actually read it btw. I just know you're lying. :fil:
     
  6. Lucky Pierre

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    Good idea ... except... if they're turning right too, they might slam right into your car. However, now that I think about it... you could argue that was their fault... they were in the middle area vs. the against the right curb... they didn't have their turn signal on, etc. They would deny all of this of course.
     
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    You sound like Mrs. gwartney
     
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    Mrs. Gwartney is significantly overweight.

    Yes?

    I really have a sixth sense about these types of things and I'm really sure on this one.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    110, 5'6"
     
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    So, you are admitting that you sound like a fat old lady?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    This
     
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    Bro. When it comes to driving, my recommendation is to just stay the fuck out of my way. I'm not going to speed like a madman, but I WILL be on the speed limit, maybe 5 miles above. Unless pace of traffic is higher.

    Any rate, I drive with great aggression, because I KNOW WTF I am doing. I have no issues with being aggressive. I would definitely cram into the right turn on that asshole, and if they looked at me funny, I'd shoot them in the face.

    :c
     
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    with what? that gun you sent into Pres Obama?
     
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    I have a flying car, fuck you peasants.
     
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    I can't read any thread you start because you remind of a bunch of yentas I used to work with who complained 24/7...
     
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    Usually soccer moms or blacks.
     
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    directionals is srs business
     
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    thats not fair. some yentas have redeeming traits.