I'm off to the titty bar

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VAsiCkBoy, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    You guys want me to bring back something for ya?

    We got a few white girls with fake tits.....couple o niggas....a spic or two...hopefully an Asian...possibly a retard. :dontknow:

    Whataya have?
     
  2. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Offer the cute ones 50 for a bj... :dontknow:
     
  3. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I'm full of Kettle One and O.J.

    Time to go!
     
  4. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I saw Nina Hartley and Amber Lynn at The Admiral Theater in Chicago.

    Haven't been back.
     
  5. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I saw Tera Patrick with her pimp at Paper Moon in Richmond.
     
  6. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Cab is on the way.........late.
     
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    If it was 1985 I would be all :yes:


    If it was recently , I feel bad for ya :D
     
  8. Phillip

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    I guess you like sitting around a bunch of dudes with stiffies
     
  9. tomtom

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    It was 88 and I was all :yes: I got Polaroids with them.

    Amber was incredible up close. Looked perfect. Now yeah, the years have been rough. Nina's ass was great, I had a handful of her ass in the pic. The were there at separate times.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    have fun
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    [video=youtube;oFD4Sy0YwaU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFD4Sy0YwaU[/video]

    Yeah I called you fat!
     
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    Titty bars depress me.....I get all horned up and can't fuck anything, then I feel like a douche for paying someone to show me tits and ass.... They've got some damn fine bitchez at several in Dallas though, makes Howard's Scores Girls look like dog food......
     
  13. Stew Nod

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    By the time you're 30 ....hopefully, you realize how desperate and pathetic titty bars are....Girls dancing for drug money, in front of guys who will never get to fuck them...the more well known you are in a go go joint, the more you are a giant fucking loser...LOL
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    [video=youtube;TRzj1ibTBpc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRzj1ibTBpc[/video]

    Remember this hot chick?
     
  15. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Not me and neither does the old lady. I come home with a big appetite. :hhh:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Best titty bar scene ever.

    [video=youtube;gPdkWKCe6CE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdkWKCe6CE[/video]
     
  17. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    The champagne room isn't for drinking champagne, dummies. :madsex::bjmimic:
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    The couple outside of the Metropole remind me of Benjamin Braddock and Elaine.
     
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    Throw the Blaek strippers some Watermelon Jolly Rancher candy ...they always enjoy that
     
  20. mrd160

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    Be sure to wear loose fitting pants