I'm offended by Independence Day

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    There are so many people in this country who don't give a damn about the history of the USA. It bothers me that the holiday hurts their feelings. They should give July 4th some kind of international name that celebrates our diversity. Maybe have a big soccer tournament every year.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Obama is talking about allowing all illegal immigrants to stay. Maybe July 4 should be Olly Olly Oxen Free Day. Every year that year's illegals could show up for a mass citizenship ceremony and get their first legal welfare payment.
     
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    People should have to pledge their undying appreciation and allegiance to the US or they should not get the day off.
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Did you make that milk shake at your place of employment?
     
  6. Capn Crud

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    I make the fries now, asshole :flip:
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    When I was a kid, I worked at a fast food place and made the fries. I swear I ate over half of each batch. I gained a lot of weight and grew a nice crop of zits during that job.
     
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    who else is gonna bus tables at Denny's, gwart?
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    That's gonna be a $15 an hour job pretty soon.
     
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    Oh, I thought it was about the movie...never mind.
     
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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    I once "drilled the beans" at Taco Bell, eventually I was fired when some friends came in to eat and I popped up from behind the counter and said "Welcome to Taco Fuck, may I take your order." Unbeknownst to me the manager was in the back checking on things.
     
  12. LonghornJ

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    The US flag is a domineering symbol of intolerance and oppression and must be taken down and erased from the anus of history
     
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    Ok fine. Then, you get nothing. No government subsidies...nada, zip, NOTHING.
    Then, you learn the language; English.
    Then, perhaps you serve in the military for 4 years.

    You get the picture. So sick and tired of subsidizing everyone
     
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    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    :taffer:
     
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    UPDATE:

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    SORRY THE USA HAS ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH
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  16. gwartney

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    US companies will have to move their call centers back to the USA soon. Most of the foreigners that you can't understand have slipped into this country.
     
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  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Me too. I mean how would an earth computer virus totally take down an alien mothership?
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Don't get me started about handing the keys to an F-16 to a boozehound cropduster pilot.
     
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    F-18:secret:
     
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  20. FatKidSullivan

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    I'm offended that companies use this holiday and the military to promote their products and interests.