Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Jul 26, 2014.
Now I have no friends just like all of you fucking losers.
Just got home from a BBQ at my friend's house.
I'm getting close to that point with the exception of a couple.
I just 'soured' my pants.
I'll be your e-pal though
aww thats kinda sad, why did you do this
No, my family is good. They're all on the east coast except for my pap and my brother, so they're never annoying. I love spending time with my pap but my brother can rot in hell for all I care.
Was he sad?
Because they're all self absorbed pieces of shit.
Okay, I'm keeping one but that's only because our Raiders season tickets are next to each other. But that cunt is on probation.
Whats the matter?
Don't you want to hear boring ass stories about wives and kids?
played this game after we got drunk where you throw washers in a box. Sort of like horseshoes.
1 pt if you get it in the box, 3 pts if you get it in the pvc.
My best friend just had a triple bypass at 42.....thought I was goon loose ole Joey logan
Raiders season tickets?!!
Everytime I ever see a game from Oakland, it looks like you could fire off Hell Stinger missiles through the place without concern of hitting anyone.
That's good. Mine are annoying even thousands of miles away. I have 7 siblings, only a couple are tolerable.
This mother fucker (who is married) was asking if some chick he wants to bang and her kid could stay in my spare bedroom this weekend. Now he has somewhere else for her to stay so he's just going to hang with her tonight.....the night we were supposed to go out for his birthday.
Like horseshoes for dummies