I'm officially inviting Schmoopy to my parents house for Thanksgiving dinner

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 10, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    let's hang, bro
     
  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    underwear is optional
     
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    Gary just invited himself.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    my parents dont have dogs
     
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    Write a song about me
     
  6. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Vacuum bags for every one! :cheer:
     
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  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    probably cant afford one, white trash
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You two can sneak off to the garage and snort pills.
     
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    I can picture Schmoopy trying to talk sports with all the male Shivs watching football...

    "O, the Detroit Tigers are on. That Barry Sanders is having a heck of a year!"
     
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    How white trash is he, Gar?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy is adorable when he tries to talk sports. He reminds me of my girlfriend when she does it. They both try, and they kind of get the gist of what they are saying, but something is just off.
     
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  13. crazypreacher

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    I'm trying to shave off a couple of hundred years of purgatory too.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    this is bullshit!!! larry should have been invited :fil:
     
  15. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    white trash enough to marry that pig wife of his who he probably bought at a garage sale while drunk and getting ready to drive home
     
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    Get him, Gar!
     
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    shitty, you going to take this?
     
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    Him trying to discuss anything automotive related is even more laughable.
     
  19. larryluncg

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    @shitty invite kanye too.
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    his wife said she wanted to wait with sex until they were married. shitty raped her with a hairbrush later that night