I'm old. It's over.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jan 30, 2015.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I went to a strip club and I didn't even get a boner. (And most of the chicks were totally hot) :nocheer:
     
  2. Sleep

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    Were you wearing sweats?
     
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  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I should have
     
  4. Sleep

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    Rookie move not wearing sweats, dude,
     
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  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    There was a dress code :grad:
     
  6. Sleep

    Sleep Goon Squad

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    Yeah, well, you tell that doorman that your cock has a dress code and the dress code calls for 100% cotton.

    Stop being so beta.
     
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  7. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Dress code at a strip club. Lol
     
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  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I wouldn't even go to a strip club without a dress code. :no:
     
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  9. Sleep

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    Do you call ahead of time and say "Hey do you have a dress code? Cuz if you do, I'm not coming!!!".
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Call? I wouldn't even go to a strip club that has a telephone. :no:
     
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  11. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Bump
     
  12. Sleep

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    That's weird cuz I only go to strip clubs that have more than one phone number.
     
  13. Orgy Pants

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    i havent been to a strip club in a while. what do they listen to on stage nowadays?
     
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    The going to the strip club part is far more pathetic than the not getting a boner part.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Did you get a lapdance and tell the girl you love her?
     
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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    There are guys here who pay their rent! You're from SFN, right? How are you doing? How's Ricky Oatmeal Dunaway?
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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