Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Mar 12, 2016.
I can't complain.
I'm preparing to get on a plane in August.
Destination: South of the border to meet my future wife.
Yet...I wasn't drunk all fuckin' week long. Do I get any credit for that? NO.
You want a cookie for not getting drunk during the week?
Well...since I can? Yes. Thin mints, tyvm.
But Phil lives in CA
He's my side chick.
I keep him around for the vodker ribs and bitchin' freckled biceps.
I keep aos around for surveillance. Fucking guy can see shit coming and going all at once.
These European chicks are goddamn beautiful.
Where are you at?
I'm going to be searching for a latin chick with big jugs and a fat ass.
I'm in Munich waiting for my flight to Kyiv. There's a college age Ukrainian girl wearing leather pants who keeps smiling at me. She's with her mom...
Next time she looks, give her "the people's eyebrow" then look down at your crotch then back up at her.
Let me know what happens.
She might just be laughing at my Crocs.