I'm on a plain.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    I can't complain.

     
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  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I'm preparing to get on a plane in August.

    Destination: South of the border to meet my future wife.
     
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    :wub:
     
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    :wub:
     
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    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Phil's drunk...again.
     
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    Yet...I wasn't drunk all fuckin' week long. Do I get any credit for that? NO. :nocheer:
     
  8. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You want a cookie for not getting drunk during the week? :cheer2:
     
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  9. Phil McKrakin

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    Well...since I can? Yes. Thin mints, tyvm.
     
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    But Phil lives in CA
     
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    So jelly...
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    He's my side chick.


    I keep him around for the vodker ribs and bitchin' freckled biceps. :wub:
     
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  13. Phil McKrakin

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    I keep aos around for surveillance. Fucking guy can see shit coming and going all at once.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    rolleyes5.gif

    @Bro

    Haha, Bro!!!
     
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  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    These European chicks are goddamn beautiful.
     
  17. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Where are you at?


    I'm going to be searching for a latin chick with big jugs and a fat ass.
     
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  18. NipplesAndToes23

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    I'm in Munich waiting for my flight to Kyiv. There's a college age Ukrainian girl wearing leather pants who keeps smiling at me. She's with her mom...
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Next time she looks, give her "the people's eyebrow" then look down at your crotch then back up at her.

    Let me know what happens.
     
  20. NipplesAndToes23

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    She might just be laughing at my Crocs. :facepalm: