Im on Skype talking to my dad right now about my confused sexuality

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Chafed Ass, Itchy Scalp VIP Gold POTY Politics

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    Hes fucking pissed I havent gotten a job yet and he says he wont support me forever. Hes also angry that im not motivated enough to study and he wants me to go to the unemployment place tomorrow.
     
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    You're too fat to go to the unemployment place gary.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    This isn't Skype and we're not your dad.
     
  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    wgaf
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    How does he feel about you sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass?
     
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    Ace Well-Known Member

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    Show him some of your classic threads.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My name is Gary, and I believe I am your daughter. What's wrong!?
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Did you call him a roast beef chode melvin?
     
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    Gary just get a job dude.
     
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    One time I snuck a listen on the phone when one of my friends was talking to their dad, and the dad was all sad and said, "I just wish you would talk to me, I just want to be close to you," and I felt bad. :rofl:
     
  11. Dream Theater

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    Tell him I said he is a huge faggot for raising a small boy faggot like yourself. :coffee:
     
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    is he mad that he should have fucked your mom in the ass the night they conceived you?
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Gary, you need to make a promise to yourself you won't get on the chat board until you find some type of work and start to apply for jobs anywhere even the shitty ones you don't want and won't accept just to hone up on your interview skills. It will help.
     
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    Does he know you can't grow a sweet beard?
     
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    :stfu:
     
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    Lawsy is right :grad:
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Im on. A goddamn tablet
     
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    wut
     
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    Gary does he know you are an internet tough guy? That reminds me, I have a thread to bump. :c
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Chafed Ass, Itchy Scalp VIP Gold POTY Politics

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    I'm not fat, retard
    It's not that easy, dude. I apply for jobs but don't hear anything back.
    I actually found a pretty depressing short word document I wrote for myself last year about getting my shit together. I think I wrote it when I was drunk.
    I was going to post a screenshot here, but it's seriously too depressing.