Im on Skype talking to my dad right now about my confused sexuality

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Hes fucking pissed I havent gotten a job yet and he says he wont support me forever. Hes also angry that im not motivated enough to study and he wants me to go to the unemployment place tomorrow.
     
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    You're too fat to go to the unemployment place gary.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    This isn't Skype and we're not your dad.
     
  4. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    wgaf
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    How does he feel about you sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass?
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Active Member

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    Show him some of your classic threads.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    My name is Gary, and I believe I am your daughter. What's wrong!?
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Did you call him a roast beef chode melvin?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Gary just get a job dude.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    One time I snuck a listen on the phone when one of my friends was talking to their dad, and the dad was all sad and said, "I just wish you would talk to me, I just want to be close to you," and I felt bad. :rofl:
     
  11. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Tell him I said he is a huge faggot for raising a small boy faggot like yourself. :coffee:
     
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    is he mad that he should have fucked your mom in the ass the night they conceived you?
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Gary, you need to make a promise to yourself you won't get on the chat board until you find some type of work and start to apply for jobs anywhere even the shitty ones you don't want and won't accept just to hone up on your interview skills. It will help.
     
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    Does he know you can't grow a sweet beard?
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    :stfu:
     
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    Lawsy is right :grad:
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Im on. A goddamn tablet
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    wut
     
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    Gary does he know you are an internet tough guy? That reminds me, I have a thread to bump. :c
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I'm not fat, retard
    It's not that easy, dude. I apply for jobs but don't hear anything back.
    I actually found a pretty depressing short word document I wrote for myself last year about getting my shit together. I think I wrote it when I was drunk.
    I was going to post a screenshot here, but it's seriously too depressing.