Im on Skype talking to my dad right now about my confused sexuality

Hes fucking pissed I havent gotten a job yet and he says he wont support me forever. Hes also angry that im not motivated enough to study and he wants me to go to the unemployment place tomorrow.

 

You're too fat to go to the unemployment place gary.

 

This isn't Skype and we're not your dad.

 

How does he feel about you sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass?

 

Show him some of your classic threads.

 

My name is Gary, and I believe I am your daughter. What's wrong!?

 

Did you call him a roast beef chode melvin?

 

Gary just get a job dude.

 

One time I snuck a listen on the phone when one of my friends was talking to their dad, and the dad was all sad and said, "I just wish you would talk to me, I just want to be close to you," and I felt bad.

 

Tell him I said he is a huge faggot for raising a small boy faggot like yourself.

 

is he mad that he should have fucked your mom in the ass the night they conceived you?

 

Gary, you need to make a promise to yourself you won't get on the chat board until you find some type of work and start to apply for jobs anywhere even the shitty ones you don't want and won't accept just to hone up on your interview skills. It will help.

 

Does he know you can't grow a sweet beard?

 

Lawsy is right

 

Im on. A goddamn tablet

 

wut

 

Gary does he know you are an internet tough guy? That reminds me, I have a thread to bump.

 

I'm not fat, retard

It's not that easy, dude. I apply for jobs but don't hear anything back.

I actually found a pretty depressing short word document I wrote for myself last year about getting my shit together. I think I wrote it when I was drunk.
I was going to post a screenshot here, but it's seriously too depressing.