I'm on the side of the expressway broken down

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Will my wife's expression be:

Poll closed Oct 8, 2015.
  1. Laughing

    15.4%
  2. Angry

    17.9%
  3. Annoyed

    53.8%
  4. Concerned

    12.8%
  1. eliasbboy

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    My transmission is leaking and my wife is on the way with some trans fluid.

    Here's the quiz.

    With the expression on her face be:

    A. Laughing me
    B. Angry
    C. Annoyed (close to angry, but I can discern)
    D. Concerned
     
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  2. Mr Sinister

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    Where ya at 55? 57? 80?
     
  3. eliasbboy

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    I80. A mile West of LaGrange. :pissed:
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    You should periscope her reaction:c
     
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  5. eliasbboy

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    She just called from the gas station to verify she's buying the correct stuff.

    Mood was indifferent so far.
     
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    Is there a porch you can sit on?
     
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    Dont you have triple A? That fluid is gonna pour right out if you got a leak. Get that shit towed.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    She'd justifiably through me into traffic.

    I likes my womens fiesty. :dancin2:
     
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    Tell her Chriza from the internet says hi
     
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    I guarantee I'd won't be choice d :jj:
     
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  12. eliasbboy

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    It's a hairline crack on the case. I was able to clean it off and see it seep. I had a previous leak under my truck so I didn't notice anything under it. I'll be good enough to take side streets to the trans shop. :nocheer:
     
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    You should ask for a blowie as long as she's there.
     
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    I will. I won't say anything to explain it either. :jj:
     
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    That's about as likely as the answer being "D".
     
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    Ask her if she thinks Garypage2 is really Norwegian.
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    For the record I'm going with Angry.

    That's my goto answer.
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    She's never read a word here, but I can almost guarantee she'd say "No fucking way."
     
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    Ask her all those stupid Dawgs questions and she will be :jj:
     
  20. Chief

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    Just tell her this is a way to get two things she doesn't want to do, done at one time.
     
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