News I'm on the toilet right now - AMA within the next 5 minutes

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Lumbergh, Mar 5, 2016.

  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Go.
     
  2. Birddog

    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    I am too
     
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  3. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Pulling down my pants
     
  4. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    When you poop do you ever try to slow it down coming out so it feels better for longer? Asking for a friend.
     
  5. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I'm sitting on the toilet now ready for your questions.
     
  6. FrstTimeLngTme

    FrstTimeLngTme Well-Known Member

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    By any chance, did you accidentally f-f-f-fart in the catcher's face?
     
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  7. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe I've ever tried to slow it down. But I do get disappointed when it comes out too quickly, so I understand your friend.
     
  8. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

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    Another 12-14 year old boy posting.
     
  9. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I was the catcher.
     
  10. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    That excites you, eh?
     
  11. Rodney21a

    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    if it takes more than five minutes for you to shit... you got problems bro
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    How was yesterday's fiber intake?
     
  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Ever have a log that was so big it stretched your asshole so much you thought it would snap???
     
  14. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    At the Initech employees' staff meeting, Lumbergh announced that next Friday would be a special day of sorts. What day was it?
     
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    Ama?
     
  16. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Not good which is why I'm struggling.
     
  17. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Can't say that I have but I welcome the opportunity.
     
  18. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Hawaiian Shirt Day
     
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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Ask Me Anything
     
  20. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

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    It just shows the mentality of the OP. "If the shoe fits..."