News I'm on the worst camping trip ever right now

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    With 3 friends. We were gonna do 3 days but have decided to do one night and leave tomorrow. We walked for 6 fucking hours through a fucking shitty wet mossy forest traiker, and when we finally got to the fjord, I thought it was going to be a secluded lifeless area, but there are summer houses everywhere and we had to set up camp in someone's garden to be close to the water. I'm in a tent with a friend who's snoring in my face, and it feels like I'm lying on a fucking uneven rock.
     
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    I once shot a man just for snorin'.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Can you go and kill the occupants of one of the summer houses without getting caught?
     
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  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    Now the other guy is snoring too. Also there's an engine going on and off somewhere on the other side of the water and it's fucking 30min past midnight
     
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    pics?
     
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    You sound like a party.
     
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    1. No way to get positioned off the rock? Stuff clothes under sleeping bag / camp pad.

    2. What did you eat?

    3. Pound booze
     
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    Next time, get rid of the snoring dude and sub in a girl... And I'm sure you'll enjoy it better next time
     
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    Been there done that so I definitely feel your pain.

    Hang in there.
     
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    Fuck it. Flip those fuckers in the fjord!
     
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    If i'm ranking things to do, camping has to be at the bottom of the list.
     
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    I miss my comfy bed at home :(
     
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    Are all of you faggots in the same sleeping bag? :cwl:
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Here, watch this.





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    Post a pic, Gar.
     
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    Only way I'll go camping again is if there's enough alcohol to kill me.
     
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    Get drunk. It makes the night a lot more fun.
     
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    This ^^^
     
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