I'm ordering KFC for the family for dinner

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Get it once every 6 months to a year. I'll be feeling like shit soon
     
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    Do you call it in ahead?
     
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    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    I'm sorry
     
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    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    There's a chemical in kfc that I cannot digest. My farts have a distinct smell after eating that stuff.

    Combine it with Dr Pepper and I'll smoke out a small village
     
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    shitty, get original recipe not extra crispy:grad:
     
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    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

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    And get cole slaw. Mac and Cheese is nasty.
     
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    One Chriza is already too much.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    how many michelin stars?
     
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    Tater salad.
     
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    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    I deeply regret getting fast food every time I order it. There used to be a time that it was a treat to eat shitty fast food.. now they just mess up your order and give you shitty greasy/cold/old food..
     
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    Enjoy pissin out of your ass tonight ...
    :shitcoffee:
     
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    I double up on the biscuits and dip it in the cole slaw sauce:drool:
     
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    you just know the colonel was a hardcore racist motherfucker, god rest his soul
     
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    the irony
     
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    Popeyes can go fuck off:fil:
     
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    The grilled is greasier than the fried.
     
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    I have a gas station near me with way better chicken than KFC. I had some the other day.......it was great but I still regretted it shortly after.
     
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    "Oh, I get it. You call the place Popeye's because Popeye was a sailor and your food goes through me like a torpedo."

    -Jim Gaffigan