I'm preparing for a Colonoscapy

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  1. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman THE GLOBALISTS WILL NOT DIVIDE US VIP

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    It sucks. I'm starving.
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    fuck off, faggot
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    blockage
     
  5. Lemmy

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    It's better than shitting in a bag for the rest of your life because you didn't get scoped.
     
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    Who gets a hose up their ass the day after a Super Bowl?
     
  7. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  8. Phil McKrakin

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    A pole smoking faggot...that's who.
     
  9. Cheri

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    Get ready for your b hole to spew feces for the next 8 hours.
     
  10. The Boardsman

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    I don't watch sports.
     
  11. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Shouldn't you be out shopping with the wife today?
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    yep...
     
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    The subject is colonoscopies, not your private peccadilloes.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    Ha! I don't even know what peccadilloes means!!!
     
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    Have them give you AIDS test too while you are there you big homo.
     
  16. doughhead63

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    You'll be so clean after the prep that you can have your boyfriend do A2M on you
     
  18. Teeney

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    That is how I normally prepare
     
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    It's an antibiotic
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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