i'm probably the worst cpa ever

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  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i hate accounting, i hate rules, i hate numbers, i hate taxes, i hate sitting at a desk in front of a computer

    i had to force myself hard to do it, luckily i'm far removed from the office life now :hs:
     
  2. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    I wouldn't count on it...
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I took two accounting courses in college. That was enough for me. There is some interesting stuff but for the most part, it's fucking boring.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Accountants have huge cocks. :coffee:
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What's your contribution margin, faggot?
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Shawn Marion, best accountant in the Universe.
    SEAN MARION.jpg
     
  9. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i hate my life right now
     
  10. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Well, you're certainly the worst poster ever.
     
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  11. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Isn't Neesie an accountant?
     
  12. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Pick another profession, faggot
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    He could suck Animalgod's balls full time.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Case in point...
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  16. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i did , but i still try to do some accounting here and there to live off of, the other profession goes into my savings
     
  17. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    with your mouth pretty much permenantly suckling on them i dn't think theres any free space left on his balls
     
  18. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    fuck off shit mult
     
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    cant be worse than me...sometimes people send me these spreadsheets from time to time and I have a fucking seizure just by looking at the grids.
     
  20. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i fucking hate those grids