Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Aug 17, 2015.
Let's hear it. I want us to get rich together. You have the idea. I have the capital.
Let's go. You've got two minutes. Pitch your idea.
Beef substitute, similar to egg beater called, wait for it,
It's a liquid? In a carton?
3 words. Monkeys playing Ukuleles.
Seems legit. What do you call it?
Frozen pizza topped with candy to be sold in the fake Norwegian market.
Monkeys playing Ukuleles.
Okay. How much $ do you need?
Semi solid. Comes in a tub. Firms up when moved shaken.
This is it. We make exercise equipment that generates electricity. Then we put the equipment in prisons and for every kilowatt of electricity an inmate generates he gets 1 hour off his sentence.
I think they already do this in South America.
I think maybe you read an article about it and misappropriated it as your own idea.
I think maybe this is why Dawg thinks you're a pussy and will be purged.
I'll buy that for a dollar!
I would never steal and idea this awesome and claim it as my own. If anything, South America stole it from me.
Sometimes I wanna get outta the house and do stuff, but I don't know what stuff I wanna do, and I'm kinda lazy, so I don't wanna expel a lot of energy doing or thinking of something.
So ideally I want like a moving floating chair thingy that takes me around to cool shit I wouldn't otherwise think of and shows me shit.
I need $40,000,000 to realize this dream.
I'll try not to lose any sleep over it.