I'm really drunk...ask me anything thread...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Reggae Mistress, Nov 22, 2013.

  1. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I haven't been drunk in over 3 years but I had to do a corporate thing tonight and I am flying!!! Lemme have it!
     
  2. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    take off all your clothes and do as i tell you
     
  3. ZosoHitler

    ZosoHitler VIP Extreme Gold

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    If you met Chriza in person would you kiss him...on the lips?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    What's the square root of 2498?
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    And yes, I am wearing my orthodontic retainers in bed...zexy!!
     
  6. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    would you fuck schmoopy if you and him were cool?
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :yes:
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    strap one on, marry, kill

    Baltimore mike
    Clutch
    Schmoopy
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    No. He likes petite chicks with tatts, piercings and brown hair...
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Fuck clutch. Marry BM and kill Schmoopy.
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Never.
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Noine
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    if you're trashed, why is your grammar so good?
     
  14. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    When did you quit loving me? :depressed:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm trying really hard and using spell check...I swear!
     
  16. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    When you started bragging about all of the bitches you have been fuckin'...
     
  17. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I smacked down Moopy once with something like that...I don't think I have been bragging.
     
  18. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    My teeth hurt. I need to pop out my retainers.
     
  19. ZosoHitler

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    Before you got married, when you were in your wild swinging single days, did you ever have a three way?
     
  20. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You have been gathering mucho pussy. I'm proud of you, son!