I'm reasonably sure I've never stunk this bad in my life.

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Just helped replace a pool liner and haven't showered since yesterday morning. I probably lost a good quart of sweat. Normally no matter how bad I stink my own smell doesn't bother me. It bothers me right now.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    how do your balls smell?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    considering I got a quick piece of trim last night before bed, not so great.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I wonder how long I can hold out before I shower???
     
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    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

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    If you're hoping for another piece before bed tonight, I recommend not too long.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Sweating and body odor

    The cause of sweating and body odor stems from your body's temperature regulation system, specifically your sweat glands. Sweating helps maintain your body temperature, hydrates your skin and balances your body fluids and electrolytes, chemicals in your body such as sodium and calcium.
    Your skin has two types of sweat glands: eccrine glands and apocrine glands. Eccrine glands occur over most of your body and open directly onto the surface of the skin. Apocrine glands develop in areas abundant in hair follicles, such as on your scalp, armpits and groin and open into the hair follicle just before it opens onto the skin surface.
    When your body temperature rises, your autonomic nervous system stimulates the eccrine glands to secrete fluid onto the surface of your skin, where it cools your body as it evaporates. This fluid (perspiration) is composed mainly of water and salt (sodium chloride) and contains trace amounts of other electrolytes — substances that help regulate the balance of fluids in your body — as well as substances such as urea.
    Apocrine glands, on the other hand, secrete a fatty sweat directly into the tubule of the gland. When you're under emotional stress, the wall of the tubule contracts and the sweat is pushed to the surface of your skin where bacteria begin breaking it down. Most often, it's the bacterial breakdown of apocrine sweat that causes an odor.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That's not even an issue :jj: The trim was a complete fluke.
     
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    ^ not reading
     
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    :dontcare:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    and then?
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    A bath :dontknow:
     
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    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

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    You fucked a fluke?
    I'd really like to know how that happened, btw. How do you get trim and it was a fluke? Was she sleeping? Were you? :scratch:
     
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    There's always that option. :p
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Oh, it was storming and we were up and yadayadayada.
     
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    That's not a fluke. THAT"S ROMANCE! :cheer2:
     
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    [video=youtube;O6kRqnfsBEc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6kRqnfsBEc[/video]
     
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    Or horniness. Good either way, though. :p