I'm ruining Christmas for my girlfriend

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I fucking hate it, and I can't wait for faggit Christmas to be over. She loves it and she's all full of Christmas spirit and she's fed up with me.

    :dancin:

    @Harry Gibbs , what say you?
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I know I'm not Harry but I'm quite hairy. Just go with it. It'll make her feel good knowing that you don't really like it but are doing it for her. It's only a month or less out of the year.

    I feel the same way about Christmas. Because I've been working out of town most of the year, we didn't decorate or buy a tree or anything. I sort of miss it.
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    "We need to get something for ****** and *********"

    "Why?"

    "Because they got us something."

    "How about they fuck off and stop getting us shit so we don't have to get them anything?"

    " :mad: "
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    By staying with her? :ucoffee:
     
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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    you don't have a girlfriend
     
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  6. Chriza

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    :owned:
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Of course I do. She has a vaginer and everything.
     
  8. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    OH fuck that shit.
     
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    Harvey's gift cards for everyone
     
  10. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    I feel over the Ottoman yesterday trying to walk around the tree and avoid crushing the presents. I got up and cursed the tree out for 5 minutes. My wife called me an asshole.
     
  11. jokeland

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    Don't worry. Wait a week and I'm sure you will ruin her New Year's Eve as well
     
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  12. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    We've jointly decided to flip it off and stay home. We'll drink champagne and I'll get a blumpkin.
     
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    You are being a dick. Stop being a dick.
     
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  14. gwartney

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    You've never seen it so you don't know for sure.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Quit pissin in her egg nog and enjoy yaself ya maniac! It'l be over in a few days.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I just got visited by three fat ghosts trying to teach me the meaning of Christmas.
     
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    haha, Christmas is ruined for you.

    :lol:
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You ruined Christmas for all of us by posting today.
     
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    tecate PACOIMA!!! Banned User

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    just take a huge dump in a box and wrap it up and put a bow on it and wait till somebody opens it.
     
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  20. Chigs

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    The Ghost of Christmas Fats.
     
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