I'm seriously considering getting a fat pussy

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I would pet it a lot.
     
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    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
    And she shows it off to all her friends.
    One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
    So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
    Along came Lou with the old baboon
    And said Recognize that smell?
    Smells like seven layers,
    That beaver eats Taco Bell.

    Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
    And he travelled with the carnival shows.
    He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
    And he candied up his nose.
    He got wind of the big brown beaver
    So he though he'd take himself a peek,
    But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
    Now he ain't pissed for a week.
    (And a half!)

    Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
    And she stuck him up in the air.
    Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
    And I wish I did have a pair.
    Now the beaver once slept for seven days
    And it gave us all an awful fright.
    So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
    And the bastard tried to bite me.
    Wynona loved her big brown beaver
    And she stroked him all the time.
    She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
    She might have a porcupine.
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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