I'm shaving my balls tomorrow (srs)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Mar 28, 2014.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Fresh razor is a must………MMMMmmmmmmm, smooth! :c
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I hope you nick yourself.
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Care must be taken at the shaft base.
     
  4. gilaet

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    no pics
     
  5. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I bet you have wonky testicles.
     
  6. Teeney

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    Waxing would be better
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Define "wonky"?
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Gay
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I like my cops to have clean balls :coffee:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    That corinthan leather can take a razor without even a chafe.
     
  11. Shamrock12

    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    i dont like dudes with shaved balls... creates fricton during sex unless you shave every day :secret:
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ​fuck that!!!!
     
  13. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Real men go for a wax job.
     
  14. Teeney

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    Pussy
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :chair:
     
  16. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :bigcry:
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    pull them out with your hands, pussy :what:
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I hope the surgery scar doesn't ruin my ballbag modeling career.
     
  19. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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  20. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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