I'm sitting inside the office and already took a poo

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  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'm doing mine right now :yes:
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i had no struggle since I remembered to bring my key to the office
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Use a bathroom next time.
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    goddamit :facepalm:
     
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    Doesn't anyone shit at home anymore?
     
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    getting paid to poo is awesome
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i usually dook twice a day
     
  9. Tuesday

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    Why would anyone want to "time" their poop? My turd knows no schedule and that's how it should be. :fil:
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i poop whenever i feel like :c
     
  11. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Have shovel will travel!
     
  12. Tuesday

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    Me too!
     
  13. Tuesday

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    My mom is dead, you jerk.
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    OMG lets fuck!
     
  15. Tuesday

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    Ok but I have to poop first.
     
  16. Shivvy

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    I never shit at work
     
  17. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    shouldn't you use the bathroom for that?
     
  18. Tuesday

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    Get myself ready for the painal.
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj: so Tuesday the chick I was having the secks with cut it off yesterday because I wouldnt commit to a relationship
     
  20. Stan Beeman

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    poo is kind of a gay term - no offense, no homo