I'm sitting outside the office and I have to do a poo

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    But I'm here early and no one else is here yet and I don't have a key :nooo:
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    There's got to be a fast food bag in that car.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I ate a bunch of hot sauce last night :doh:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    just go in a bush
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Aaaaaaargh come on fuckers :cmon:
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

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    Poo? What are you 5?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's gross you terrible man
     
  8. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Touch cloth yet? :shitcoffee:
     
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    Don't you still have the gasoline can? Aim the two holes together and push.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Someone else just got here and its another guy who doesn't have a key :banghead:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
     
  12. gilaet

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    Go shit in his car.
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    maybe he'll let you borrow his hand for you to poo
     
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    chriza gonna make a doody ^ __ ^
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He has a pickup :bigthink
     
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    Go behind a bush or tree. Take your underpants off and use as toilet paper. You're welcome :mrpeanut:
     
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    Your turd is going to paint your boxers like a Picasso :yay:
     
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    Don't forget to leave your drawers under the tree. On top of the turd.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOSS :pissed: