Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 31, 2014.
But I'm here early and no one else is here yet and I don't have a key
There's got to be a fast food bag in that car.
I ate a bunch of hot sauce last night
just go in a bush
Aaaaaaargh come on fuckers
Poo? What are you 5?
That's gross you terrible man
Touch cloth yet?
Don't you still have the gasoline can? Aim the two holes together and push.
Someone else just got here and its another guy who doesn't have a key
Go shit in his car.
maybe he'll let you borrow his hand for you to poo
chriza gonna make a doody ^ __ ^
He has a pickup
Go behind a bush or tree. Take your underpants off and use as toilet paper. You're welcome
Your turd is going to paint your boxers like a Picasso
Don't forget to leave your drawers under the tree. On top of the turd.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOSS