Im so glad im a man

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    i couldnt imagine being a woman.

    i love standing to piss, jerking off, throwing money at whores on stage, playing sports, getting nutty with my buddies, smoking cigars, etc

    being a chick would suck
     
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    You don't get hairbrushes shoved into your orifices while passed out drunk...
     
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    I think we have it easier when it comes to masturbating.

    No mess, and lots of clean socks.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    why not?
     
  5. Mack

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    I've seen my wife do all of those. :eek:mfg:
     
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    I've never peed standing up. I think I have the rest of the list covered though - and I have boobs.
     
  7. Mack

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    Aunt Flo and getting knocked up would be the worst.

    Not being able to open most jars would suck too.
     
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    You menstruate. Men win.
     
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    I hear you man I love being a guy and I love liking guys too there so dumb and stupid but I get the best of both worlds :)
     
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    Chaz is that you?
     
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    It has its positives and negatives. I think they balance each other out...


    Men...have to shave face everyday unless the want to look like a homeless.

    Women...have to shave entire legs and armpits(but can let it go for a few days and wear pants in public).

    Women...have a painful period every month.

    Men...sit on their junk sometimes and it really hurts.

    Men...can't have sex without pills after a certain age.

    Women...go through menopause and turn into men.

    Women...considered sluts if they sleep around.

    Men...considered to be studs if they sleep around.

    Men...harder to get laid by their "type".

    Women...not hard to get a guy to sleep with them, I've seen some mingers walking around with children, real dumpster dogs in fact!


    ...I could go on but I've made my point.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    However, it would be nice to eat and drink for free all the time like women get to do.
     
  14. Wing

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    I can do all of these too...except when I pee standing up, I have to arch my back and really push it out or it will get all over me.
    Something I need to practice...

    But seriously...I like people not knowing when I am aroused.
    I like not having balls: sitting on my balls, having them stick to my leg, getting kicked/grazed/etc.
    I like my junk compact and NOT dangling.
    Everything else about being a woman sucks, though.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :lol: I used to get mad at my ex, 'cause he refused to sleep naked. He once told me that if he randomly rolled over in the night, he sometimes rolled over onto his junk and it hurt.
     
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    Just so happens that I'm menstruating right now.

    Tread lightly. :moon:
     
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    Dangling testicles suck :sad: We are so vulnerable.
     
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    It's the main reason I won't wear boxers.
     
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    My ex used to spank me when I was on top...
    TWICE he smacked his own balls and ruined the fuck. :pissed:
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Get naked and get in the shower. :marx: