I'm So Money and I Know It!

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    And my new briefcase proves it.

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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Larry plz
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    My lawyer has the same one.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I hope a car runs you over
     
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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was once hit by a car and it totaled the car. I was unscathed.
     
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    You may be money but that desk is Fred Sanford

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  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    It's like from the 1950's. Was my boss' dad's.
     
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    Teabag ◬ Mr. Pex ◬ VIP

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    You must keep your important documents inside of it.
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  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I never was into comic books. They're too childish.
     
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    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    Well, its time to buy a new one. It looks like you dragged it in off the sidewalk. I'd want an attorney who looked like he won enough cases to afford a new desk not some wack job wrestling briefcase :no:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus fuck christ :facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    fucking Larry :rofl:
     
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  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I want as few clients as possible. They're a pain in the ass and working sucks.
     
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    Elwood Well-Known Member

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    Would a judge find you in contempt for bringing that into a courtroom?
     
  16. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Depends on if they're an uptight douchebag or not. So more than likely, yes.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    You are one strange guy Lar. o_O
     
  18. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Thanks
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Are you mocking me with that briefcase?!?!?!?


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  20. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    That's one of my top 5 favorite movies.