Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LawyerLarry, Jun 12, 2015.
And my new briefcase proves it.
My lawyer has the same one.
I hope a car runs you over
I was once hit by a car and it totaled the car. I was unscathed.
You may be money but that desk is Fred Sanford
It's like from the 1950's. Was my boss' dad's.
You must keep your important documents inside of it.
I never was into comic books. They're too childish.
Well, its time to buy a new one. It looks like you dragged it in off the sidewalk. I'd want an attorney who looked like he won enough cases to afford a new desk not some wack job wrestling briefcase
jesus fuck christ
I want as few clients as possible. They're a pain in the ass and working sucks.
Would a judge find you in contempt for bringing that into a courtroom?
Depends on if they're an uptight douchebag or not. So more than likely, yes.
You are one strange guy Lar.
Are you mocking me with that briefcase?!?!?!?
That's one of my top 5 favorite movies.