I'm so pissed off at my fucking older sister right now

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  1. garypagetwo

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    So my whole workout & diet thing starts Monday, but until then, due in part of a bit of depression, I've decided to just eat sorta piggishly and not do much. In other words, since I'm not hanging out with anyone this week, my days consist of chilling, then as it gets a bit later, buy a shit ton of junk food - pizza, candy, muffins - and then surf the web, watch tv shows etc while I eat till my stomach hurts.

    Anyways. I'm sitting here, it's 11:15pm, and my older sister who's here for 2 weeks has 2 friends over and I can hear they've got the music going and probably drinking as well. My sister had told me she was having a friend over, but I didn't think much of it and thought they were just gonna hang. Suddenly she comes in to my room and asks if I want to go out with them to a pretty cool bar, or at least come out and say hi. Now, feeling like a fat pig, I'd rather not even go out and say hi, and I am definitely not going out anywhere.

    Ok so...2 friends over, one of them I know is the fat chick I'm not a huge fan of, but the other one I've never met. Eventually I go out to say hi...and her other friend is a total babe. I can instantly tell she's pretty drunk and she makes a funny language joke (you guys wouldn't understand) as I greet her. Again, my sister asks if I'm sure I don't want to come out with them...

    Now I'm fucking pissed off. COULD YOU HAVE ASKED ME ANY FUCKING LATER IF I WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR HOT FRIEND TO A COOL BAR!!?!? Why the FUCK didn't she ask me much earlier BEFORE I fucking stuffed my fucking face full of junk. WAS HER PLAN TO FUCKING ASK ME OUT RIGHT BEFORE THEY LEAVE, WHEN THEY'VE ALL HAD A LOT TO DRINK AND I'M 100% SOBER?

    FUCK THAT! God i fucking swear I'm close to tears now my sister fucking KNOWS I would have wanted to go out if she had just fucking asked earlier instead I'm stuck inside feeling like a fat fucking pig and not out there with her hot drunk and friendly friend.

    I fucking hate my fucking bullshit life. My sister told me she really wanted us to go out drinking together one night while she's here, but fuck that, she fucking blew her chance and there's no fucking way in hell I'm hanging out with her anymore.
     
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    Ty :coffee:

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    what the fuck did I just read?
     
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    Gary, u should have gone out with em regardless...who knows, u and the friend may have hit it off..drunk chicks man
     
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    Cool story, brah. Now, post some nudes of the sluts!
     
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