WTF I'm so sick of this shit I could fuck my own dick

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So I love Amazon. And whenever I order stuff from them I have it sent to my work. UPS, Fed Ex, and the USPS come here every day anyway so it's just more easy peasy this way. But lately, when I order shit, there's about a 50% chance that when I track it, the carrier is something called AMZL.

    I think it stands for Amazon Logistics, and basically they suck the sweat off a dead man's balls. Unlike the other three, it's just some fag in his car, like Amazon hired an Uber driver to deliver their shit, and they show up whenever the fuck they want, including, and often, after we're closed. So even though I'm paying for Amazon Prime 2 day shipping these roody poos just decide they're gonna bring it whenever the fuck they feel like it.

    I have a package coming tomorrow via AMZL and if it doesn't show up I'm going to be like


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  2. Nick Mondo

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    didn't read
     
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    Involves going to work, doesn't concern you :hat:
     
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    NEVER talk bad about amazon! :mad:




























    and yeah, i get those folks too. they sometimes deliver after 8 pm. but as long as it's under 2 days, i'm ok with it
     
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    Damn. That was an eliasbboy type post right there
     
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    Use your pinky when you fuck your own dick. Trust me.
     
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    I agree... they can use that contractor delivery shit for the same day service but if it's a product I order ordered I want that shit handed to me by a bonded freight company.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I knew it! Mult. Eliasboy = MM.

    It explains everything.

    Including the faked moon landing.
     
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    Open up a ticket asking "before 5 office, after, chez Mayo"
     
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    8 pm? Fuck that! Give it to fucking UPS you cheap faggots
     
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    How you do this
     
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    They can fuck off with that drone shit too.
     
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    I ordered 2 video games last month and they didn't show up so I canceled it

    In your fucking face Amazon
     
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    I am loving WestWorld
     
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    I'm going to stab you with a custom pen